Hamilton Fringe Festival: The Princess of Porn Review

Now as you may not know. Musical Theater isn’t what I normally write blogs about. However, when I do make time to see a great show or musical theater play that is worth mentioning. I do so.

I don’t watch a whole lot of musical theater plays these days. I used to when I was a child in Toronto because our school would pay for our field trips there to watch major musical Broadway plays in elementary. Since then I haven’t had a chance. This is the first musical theater play I have seen in ages and I am very pleased to say that making the hour + drive to Hamilton was worth it today.

Watching small music theater plays are great because it feels like a home audience and up close and personal.

The Princess of Porn may sound dirty by its title but the play is funny and entertaining.

Spoiler: We meet a lady named Pandora who is the Princess of Porn who are part of this magical kingdom of Porn. We soon later learned that she falls in love with the Prince of Babble after messing with him in a dirty porn way although you see a lot of foreshadowing behind a white blanket and great lighting.

The kingdoms cannot come to an agreement when the Queen of Babble and King of Porn realize later on that their two kids they harm them after being so protective of them, because they learn what they did to one another in their personal lives divided their kingdoms and were disgusted with one another. However, they do come to terms with one another for the sake of saving their children’s happiness. There are other elements to the play but I am writing the main synopsis of what the play is about.

Side note: Fluffer was really funny as well, he didn’t have much to say but his charades were on point

The play is narrated by Fairy G who we find out a shocker at the end of the show SPOILER ALERT: is actually not just a fairy but the mother of Princess of Porn because she fell down on the King of Porns penis and gave birth but then hid and ran away after the fact. She has to later face the fact when The King of Porn, Queen of Babble, Prince of Babble and Princess of Porn share the stage finally at the end of the act and SURPRISE I didn’t see that coming.

The cast is strong and talented with amazing voices. They were in sync.

People may here that coming from me, but there are other times were I’ve seen it looks that way but it isn’t. This cast was in sync, on key and point for me. Musical theater is a tough gig but for a small play featuring great talent like this, I would go see this again and again.

Can I say penises water gunning into the audience. All so worth it, especially on a real hot day like today. So very worth it, I wanted more. Oh and can I say Penis trees on each side of the stage. Priceless. Also, a penis as an attachment to a pen, also priceless.

Can I say to see so many dildo’s and penises as part of a play, priceless and damn, that would never work in a major play right.

I was entertained and even if I traveled far to ever watch this again. I’d do it. Even if that means missing a cosplay event like I did. There will always be other conventions and cosplay events to attend to, there is always one like every other month. Small musical theater events come and go. I only go to ones that I think are worth checking out when I see trailers, if I can make it.

Thank you The Princess of Porn @RaunchyMusical and @lalabreton. I was entertained and comical. I am really glad that I gave up my Sunday to see you all.

The Princess of Porn The Musicial

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The Princess of Porn Twitter Page

Some of the cast
Some of the cast

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Breton and SJ3

Breton and SJ4

Breton and SJ5

Breton and SJ6

Breton and SJ7

Breton and SJ8

Breton and SJ9

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